Advice free with sign-up .... or a good joke.
Go ahead, push that button.
It won't hurt you.
Just a little zap!
Some of you asked, so….the reason we don’t post our email or phone number?
SPAM. Those damn things blow up our phones and email accounts constantly! You just gotta use the form.
(Spam. There’s a flash-back. Fried spam sandwiches.)