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Talk is Cheap
— Hell, it's free.

Dear Rigs,

choose:
Or you can call/text me at *
Or you can call/text me at
I bet it's not 867-5309
choose:
It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down *
It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down

Go ahead, push that button.

It won't hurt you.
Much.
Just a little zap! 


Well, Hot Spam

Some of you asked, so….the reason we don’t post our email or phone number?

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SPAM. Those damn things blow up our phones and email accounts constantly! You just gotta use the form.

(Spam. There’s a flash-back. Fried spam sandwiches.)

Jill Michael